We get many press releases here at desktop HQ, but this one stood out a little from the ‘usuals’. “Custom 3D Caricature Figurine from Your Photos!” it promised, followed by the description of services: “Our highly talented sculptors and professional artists can sculpt your happy face into a stunning piece of amazing figurine sculpture artwork. Turn Your Photo Into Figurine Made To Look Like YOU!!  Incredible Likeness!”

Don’t pretend that you’ve never wanted your own personal figurine…